You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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