They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Terrible idea I love it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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