playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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