yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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