Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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