This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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