I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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