Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Non-Jews are for practice
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
