I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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