So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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