question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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