wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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