I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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