no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
