Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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