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(352): View more from Florida

Billy Mays is dead too!

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Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.

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(519): View more from Ontario

While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.

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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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(513): View more from Ohio

If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode

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