Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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