WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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