is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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