Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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