Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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