Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
