oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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