I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Two words: nipple clamps
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