gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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