I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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