so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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