Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Oh god it's open bar.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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