You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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