Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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