I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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