did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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