I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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