Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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