Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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