Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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