Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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