I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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