in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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