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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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