I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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