Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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