I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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