I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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