im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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