hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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