I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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