Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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