Got a toothbrush?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just threw up on my dentist
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
