I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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